Do’s and Don’ts of picking chic's up online

First and foremost if you’re trying to meet women or even just get laid by perusing MySpace/Facebook or even a singles site online. YOU’RE AN IDIOT!!! But if you choose to do so, I will give you some helpful tips to allow you to get the best return on your investment. A few do's and don’ts

Don’ts:

Do not send random messages to women with content like:

"Male 29 with pics"

"Your HOT"

"What you doing this weekend"

"Want to Fuck"

If you do this not only are you a fucking moron but you just shot any chance you ever had of accomplishing your goal. DO NOT peruse Yahoo profiles or AOL profiles. And just blindly instant message women. That’s just pathetic. Would you just pick up the phone and call people out of the phone book and say “Your hot" I don’t think so.

DO's

If you belong to a social networking site or dating site, have an informative and creative profile. LIE that’s completely ok. I mean if you already having to lower yourself to finding women online, at least stack the odds in your favor. If you see a chic that is hot, stop and think for a second. Is this chic out of my fucking league. NEWS FLASH- You are in some league whether you like it or not. And if the girl is a penthouse or playboy playmate, and you’re a plumber with FAT ass and a gut the size of Mt Saint Helens, move along. Have a strategic opening line. Something like this.

{Hey, saw your profile. You seem interesting. Well at least your profile seems interesting. I guess you could be a fat guy sitting in a barn in Kansas for all I know. But anyway thought I would say hello. Have a great day.

P.S: Just out of curiosity how many emails from freaks do you get a day? Excluding me of course :) }

Now you might say oh this is a pathetic message. But if you look at this like a business transaction you will see that it is not. The message is not offensive; it’s not threatening its designed to be disarming, It creates several (Calls to action) in that it invites the reader to act on the message. Example: defending that she is not a fat guy sitting in a barn. Telling you that her profile is real, telling you how many freaks email her a day. All of those (Calls to action) are there to get her to open a dialog with you. That is the first step to closing the deal.

The next step in the process is creating a false sense of security or a "BS Connection" I will get into that some other time.